I actually don't think this is a big deal, and I think people who are outraged should get over it, and need to look at it from a different perspective.
I actually don't think this is a big deal, and I think people who are outraged should get over it, and need to look at it from a different perspective.
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I love things like this. They amuse me on so many levels.
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I hate to be too serious in public.
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As soon as I heard, I almost jumped up and down.
Alice in Wonderland (Love).
Johnny Depp (Love).
Tim Burton (Love).
Filming has started in Britain (in Cornwall). Mia Wasikowska (from Australia) will play Alice, but more importantly, Johnny Depp is going to play the Mad Hatter! I can't wait, he's always so amazing in pushing eccentric just a bit too far. I thought he was fantastic in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (and pretty amazing in everything else to be honest). The Johnny Depp/Tim Burton combination never ceases to be fantastic though.
Just look at the examples:
Sweeney Todd
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Edward Scissor Hands
I can't wait to see what happens with the characters. It is a children's story, but there are so many drug/psychedelic/existential possibilities within the stories that Tim Burton will probably be able to play off it and make it extremely modern and relevant like he's done in his other movies.
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I love this one:
1.
"Illinois priest accused of dealing coke from rectory." Source
It sounds quite like a euphemism. I just love that word rectory.
It gets better though! Not only was this priest dealing cocaine from his 'rectory,' it was on the University of Illinois campus!
The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church.
2. A great one from Australia:
"Politician quits over underwear 'dirty dance'" Source
Okay that's another one with a slightly misleading title -- did he resign over a skidmark? Perhaps 'underwear dirty dance' is the wrong combination of words. The actual story is even better though:
CANBERRA, Australia - The police minister in Australia's most populous state was forced to quit Thursday over reports he "dirty danced" in underwear over the chest of a female colleague in a drunken late-night office party.
That's hilarious! And fantastic, why would he quit over that -- who hasn't got a bit out of hand at a party at once time or another and ended up dancing in their underwear. So what if it was over a female colleagues chest? As long as it was consensual... although I guess it isn't the most dignified behaviour.
It's even better -- he had only been in the position (the position of police minister, not dirty dancing, underwear colleague straddling-position -- because THAT would be impressive) for three days! I guess that's one way to introduce yourself to your new co-workers.
His comments on resigning:
"I'm a human being and I made a mistake and I am going to cop the consequences," Brown told reporters. "I am not wanting to duck or weave this issue. As you can imagine this is a pretty tough day for me."'Cop the consequences'? from the police minister? This is no time for bad puns sir! I can definitely sympathize that it's 'a pretty tough day for him.' I bet the hangover is brutal.
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Kanye West was arrested yesterday morning!
For criminal dress sense!
He was taken into custody by fashion police early yesterday morning - West's publicist refused to comment.
International courts are deliberating the "shutter sunglasses" West may be tried for crimes against humanity for introducing the shutter sunglasses.
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If you aren't familiar with this, I'll explain it fairly simply:
1) Scientists like to try new things.
2) The Swiss like to build useful (but slightly odd) things.
3) Sometimes, experiments can be dangerous.
What CERN has done is build a massive (17 mile long) tube under Switzerland (and some of France). It's like a very, very big hollowed out underground doughnut. Scientists will be using this large doughnut to try and recreate the Big Bang. The criticism of this, is that some other scientists think that maybe trying to recreate the Big Bang underneath Switzerland isn't the best idea. Since the potential for bad things to happen is worse than say, the first time some old Swiss nutter fired up a cuckoo clock.
The way they do this, is by getting particles to spin around REALLY REALLY fast inside the big tube, and eventually making them run into each other. Then, when they do collide... well actually no one actually knows since it hasn't been done before.
Some say that it could create a massive black hole right there, underneath Switzerland, sucking up all of the cuckoo clocks, delicious chocolate and Nazi plunder, then make the world implode (bad times).
Some say that it could open up a portal to another world (dimension?) and allow other being to invade through a "worm hole" (bad times).
The guys at CERN say, "pretty sure it'll be fine."
The experiment is set to happen at 8am tomorrow (Swiss time? -- I'm not sure, but being Swiss they won't be late!) So really there's only a few hours left before the Earth implodes or we suddenly get unexpected visitors. Or maybe something else exciting could happen? Who knows? I'm not too worried though -- the world seems to be continually scheduled to end -- fortunately the date keeps getting pushed back. Oh well, if the world doesn't end tomorrow because of a giant black hole just underneath Switzerland, we've always got the 2012 Aztec-scheduled apocalypse (sorry London, and you FINALLY got the Olympics).
So just in case something does go horribly wrong, I salute our new transdimensional (possible Tim Curry-esque) new overlords. And since I was the first to say it, I think I should get Western Europe (assuming it isn't turned into a massive crater).
Oh, and if you're actually worried about it, don't be. The general scientific consensus is that the fear-mongering is ridiculous (as is usually the case with panicky end-of-world pronouncements).
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So what's going on in the United States of American these days? Rome is burning and the leaders are focusing on PR.
Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden as his VP - because nothing says 'change' like an old white guy that's been in the senate for 20 years (Letterman said something along those lines, I stole it because I think it's really funny, and pretty perceptive).
So BO has chosen an old white guy to make the Democratic power couple Jobama. Fantastic.
Now McCain has chosen some woman in a pantsuit as his VP. I WONDER why he could have done that? Could it be because slightly less than half of the democrats were whipped into pantsuit frenzy, being pitted against the other half of the democratic party. Now, Americans are offered another pantsuit they can trust, with a war veteran behind (on top of maybe? - we all know that women in pants suits like to be on top).
So what is it down to now? Celebrity power couple Jobiden versus Mcpantsuit.
They've both basically picked someone who resembles the opposing camp - I know there's never been much variety in American politics. There's two old white guys with different colour ties - one is slightly to the right, and one is further white. Now we've there's two old white guys who have accessorized with a bit of diversity. It doesn't even seem to be about politics anymore. The whole thing has just become a farce.
Oh well, China just showed the world in Beijing that they could be ready to be the next world superpower. They can put on a great show, while (partially) successfully masking the social ailments of the country. I think the world is entering an age of Potemkin superpowers.
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New York Fashion week is starting next week and shortly after that London, Milan and Paris will be starting their unparalleled weeks of publicity, glamour and money. All of the most high profile, most exclusive designers will show off their latest collections to a world audience. I love seeing all the new collections, planning out what I want to buy and how I want to look in the upcoming season.
So where am I looking in these fashion weeks? Cities? Designers?
In the opposite direction.
I was just reading in Dazed & Confused about this year's Caribbean fashion week, and it got me doing a bit of research. I saw some really fantastic stuff and it looked like so much fun! (Caribbean Fashion Week website). The selection of menswear wasn't the best, and most of it wasn't really my style, it got me looking into other, lesser well known fashion weeks.
Lahore Fashion week (Pakistan) will be November 4-8
Singapore Fashion week should also be in early November.
From now on I'm definitely going to focus more on some of the lower profile fashion weeks. As much as I go crazy for Vivienne Westwood and Dior and Alexander McQueen I also love finding new and interesting designers that I never knew about before - trying them and realizing they look fantastic. I like to mix styles and try new things when it comes to clothes so I'm going to be watching the Caribbean, South Africa, India, Pakistan, Manila, Kuala Lumpur and Shaghai (and Tokyo, obviously). These cities should get more international publicity, the world's creativity isn't locked up in Paris, London and New York.
I hear about the same designers being brilliant every year in those cities and it's starting to get a bit tired. I still want to know, but I'm going to look for things that are completely new to me as well. And anyway, I'm tired of all this 'giving food/charity' to developing nations. The best way to help a developing nation to develop is to become more invested in their economy - to recognize that the country has something to offerer and buy it! Supporting those creative industries will fuel more innovation and industry within the country and promote a more equitable international relationship.
So it's settled. a solution to world poverty, is international shopping!
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